Last year I compiled a list of alternative Christmas movies, and though I forgot one or two like Gremlins, it was pretty well received.
This year, I’ve got a list of alternative Christmas music to turn some heads this season. This is NOT a list of my favourite Christmas songs, but I do enjoy most of this list – personally, the death metal Christmas song is a bit much.
Scary F**ked Up Christmas when you’re high
This hilarious contemporary songs stars a couple young comics who were also on Big Bang Theory.
NSFW version of Santa Claus is Coming
This is disturbing on so many levels, but some people will probably like it.
Merry Christmas (I Don’t Want To Fight Tonight)
Hey, it’s the Ramones, what else do you need to know?
O Holy Night – Matt Mulholland – NSFW
A disturbing, but darkly hilarious adult version of a Christmas tune – you have been warned!
Jingle Cats – Silent night
While I’m not a cat person per se, apparently the rule these days is that any list is not complete unless it includes cats!
Dominic the Donkey
A hilarious, un-PC Christmas tune of yesteryear, I just had to include this gem I discovered recently!
Eleven days of Christmas
An ethnic, un-PC version of 12 Days of Christmas, it is a classic in my books!
Bob & Doug’s 12 Days of Christmas
The hoser version of 12 Days of Christmas, this one is corny as hell, but still pretty funny.
Christmas at Ground Zero
Dark and disturbing, this Christmas tune is a product of the 80s when many were scared World War 3 would erupt and wipe out mankind, it is one my my all-time favourite Christmas tunes. And yes, I’m well aware what that says about me…
I hope everyone has a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New year!